Hello! Yes, as you guessed from the title of this video – it is the most requested video – we’re going to swap our faces [laughter] That’s a film… face swap… swap face
Jessica: Face off [laughter] It’s not a great film They’ve got some really good plastic surgeons in America You ready for the face swap?
[Both snap] This is so weird. It’s so well done, Jessica. You’ve done a great job. Oh god. It’s so weird just smiling all the time. Ahh… [cough]
Mmm Yes, Jessica Really bad acting!
[laughter] So for those of you who don’t know, I’m Jessica and this is Claudia, and we’re married. I would – I’m quite a vintage girly girl, and you’re– Normal
[laughter] I don’t know what my style is. I just – I’m gonna say tomboy. I do wear dresses occasionally. I’m not – like I’m a feminine tomboy. When do you wear dresses that we’re not going to a wedding? Yeah I was like well I go to weddings and stuff. Anyway, whatever, our style is very different, she doesn’t even own a pair of trousers. So we’re gonna start with our makeup, do our hair, then we’re gonna switch clothes, and I have to wear jeans. I’m terrified. Here you go, get ready, it’s happening.
[both clap] You might be expecting this to start with Claudia’s hair in rollers. It did start with Claudia’s hair in rollers, but unfortunately she had to go to work for a dental emergency and now I’m left with this. Yeah…
Not my own dental emergency, I still have all of the teeth I had. If you don’t know, Claudia is a dentist. And after this video, maybe I could be a makeup artist. We will… we will see how this goes. So what we’re gonna do is swap the makeup that we use, generally. So the makeup I use on myself, I’m gonna put on your face, and vice versa. My makeup bag. And she’s got her like entire makeup drawer. We’ve already put our foundations on because clearly we are very different colors. And they’re the same anyway, ’cause they’re the same make and the same brand. So yeah, do you wanna go first? Alright. So I do minimal make-up. I don’t have time to faff, and I’ve worked out a routine that works for me. Anyway I have three brushes. Actually I have four brushes. That’s quite a lot of brushes actually. [laughter] [Higher pitched voice] I’m so minimal. I just do nothing to my face! [Claudia: Shh] Okay so I use a light contour when I’m just like day to day wear. I’m a very pale person, just to remind you. Okay, I’ll go for the soft contour on you then. What do you have to do in your face, like you’ve never like contoured your own face before I dunno, I’m trying to do it how you do it. Close your eyes, babe. You do realize, like, I’ve got, there’s no space here, there’s no space. Okay. [Laughing] You’re just smacking me with a brush! What, I did say I’m not a professional makeup artist! Maybe it is. Maybe you smack yourself in the face every morning. Claudia: Wake myself in the morning. That’s the base after foundation, I’ve got a contouring base. So now you do the same on me and then we will move on to the next step. Um, I just cover the entire thing in powder, so… Great, so it’s gonna end up very flat and matte. Also – you’re gonna look very vintage and matte – but now normally I use a little concealer under my eye. But my concealer on you is going to look ridiculous. So I’m just gonna use a tiny dab of my foundation. Now we have some lovely powder. It’s very pearlescent for my face there. It’s the only powder I have. I wanted to use a new the sponge for you, obviously it’s very sanitary and whatnot, but this was the only one I had, so [laughs] I like trees. She said that on our first date. I think there was a moment of awkward silence, and I thought I’d break that awkward silence with a great… line I though of I like plants. Yeah, yeah! She’s like, “Oh great. I love plants too, what kind of plants do you like? Do you like gardening, do you like walking in the meadows? Do you like, y’know, skipping?” And I’m like, “Uhh… I just like plants!” That’s what happens if you meet me for the first time, you just get grilled. You just say anything and then you’re just running through a hundred million questions. I have been, uh, accused of interrogating people before. I like a natural, breathable, like I’m not wearing any makeup feeling. [Jessica laughs] Ahh, good. Maybe after I put my makeup on you, you’ll be like, “I like this.” But then I want my body to feel the same as my face. Like I want it to feel like it’s just a thin layer of… I don’t what my face to feel like I’m walking around with a mask, do you know what I mean? So now we’ve coated our face in powder. Now we get this nice big brush. You’ll smudge it all in together. Right! Next stage for you… [Laughing] Why are you staring at me? Because despite my makeup being more breathable – your upper lip is sweating. I use my dark circle concealer. I don’t have beauty sleep. If I had more sleep I’d be more beautiful. You slept for eleven hours! How much more beautiful can you get? So I put this – I know it’s like a dark circle thing, but I put it on my eyelids as a like eyeshadow base as well. What’s your next? Blusher. That’s very round! No it isn’t! Ahh… (Claudia: Different type?) No, this is peony mist. Mine is apricot blossom. It’s actually really difficult to do when you can’t do it on your own I feel like I probably quite pale right now. With my eyebrows, I just like use the powdered end, um Of these and I just literally fill my existing eyebrows. And if I want to create a bit more of an eyebrow look then I’ll just go underneath my eyebrow with the pencil, following my natural… the point is just basically highlighting what I naturally have so, This is the whole like tomboy style versus vintage girly style. Yeah, I’m not creating my face to look different or in a different way, I’m just putting it on to highlight. Your eyebrows like, they do not, like what the hell is this? Mine like follows a bone pattern. I know! Like when I tried drawing it – – yeah, there’s no bone. There’s a bit of bone here then it just goes into like squishy bit Woah!
[Laughter] Do you see now why it takes me so long to do my eyebrows? Now I’m going to experience the joy of drawing eyebrows on someone who has a proper face. It definitely feels like you’re extending them longer than I normally do. (Jessica: Yeah) Why are you holding my head like this? [Funny voice] Do not move! ‘Cause I hold my own head Do you? You hold your own head? Yeah when I have to put my eyebrows on, because it’s just squishiness up here, there isn’t a bone. so I have to hold my head. What’s the next bit? Eyeshadow. Oh God So I don’t do eyeshadow everyday, like if I’m just… Jessica: Going to work? Yeah, but I think it would benefit you. I’m literally just doing it how I do it on myself but your anatomy is a bit different. Like I normally – I go up to here with my bone, to my brow bone, but you don’t have one, so [both laugh] Eyelid, brow, and face. It just [both laugh] It’s just all… it’s just all one I wish I was outside in the sun. We’re not sitting here having my makeup put on. Shush, you. I’ll be honest, I don’t love having other people do my makeup. What do people like? Do they like the pampering? That’s what I mean like to people actually like the feeling of a brush being put on their eyes and… Well, I don’t know! People in the comments can let us know. Every time you release your hand my head goes up a little bit like [weird noises] You have to do you eyeliner on me. Ahh! [Laughter] It’s quite alarming isn’t it? Jessica: It feels like a lot of eyeliner [mumbling/trailing off] And voila! Eyeliner.
Tada! Feels very uncomfortable. It’s really hard to put eyeliner on other people! Should we just do the rest of our make of ourselves? Okay ‘Cause like, I don’t know, like I’ll just tell you what I do and then you’ll just do it. It’ll be so much faster. There we go. Had to step off for awhile. Yeah it was faster. Okay, on to hair. So I’ve had mine, I tr- I tried to curl mine in the same way that yours is naturally curled. I wash it and let it dry naturally. If I blow-dry it it just goes, like, pffff Or in the words of a hairdresser, “Your hair is like a pyramid.” But then you did have another hairdresser who shaved the underside your hair, so now I crows in ringlets. That was after the whole pyramid insult, and then I was so like “Oh, I’ve got too much frizzy hair,” That I then told a hairdresser And I didn’t like I had so much hair. So his remedy for that was to shave half of it off. Yeah, no no like – Just lifted up half my hair and shaved the under parts and then just put it back and went, “Look it’s a lot better now.” And I was like… “Yeah.” Except that I can strike a match on the back of my head. You spent- Claud, you touch your hair, I think. How many times? It’s because that kind of keeps its like- I think that’s because I’m so scarred by the pyramid comment. I have to like make sure it’s no longer a pyramid. I’m gonna brush your hair now No, no! There’s actually, you don’t understand! (Jessica: The trauma!) On your hair when you brush it, look, nothing happens. Brush my hair, and it will literally be like – Okay, okay. -you’ve just opened a parasol on my head. Wow okay, thumbs up for whoever thinks that Claudia should wear a bow her hair more. Alright this is just gonna be a really, really easy pinning up of your hair Okay good. I’m not even doing a back combing- No way I’ve grown to like my hair. I think you as you get older you kind of appreciate what you have a bit more. It’s just like look, y’know, I’ve learned how to deal with this now. I hope we have daughters and one of them’s a girly girl. *Sigh* Oh, or! Sons who have long hair and let me play with it, but- Basically you could just say, I would like a child who likes to let me pamper them Okay, hairspray time! Gives me shivers. Gorgeous! See, that wasn’t too bad. *music* How do you feel? [Singing] “I feel pretty! Oh so pretty and gay!” How do people wear jeans I find all this hair it’s a bit like – My legs are caged Don’t you just feel delightful? You look beautiful! Beautiful! What’s with your stubborn, like, serious face? It’s fine, it’s fine. Cool. This feels pretty weird. Like this, It’s so soft and- and thin and why does it not cling to my body? Claudia: ‘Cause it’s comfy. Got a watch, which it pointless. Can’t read it. [Laughs] How ever much fun this has been darling. Yes, my love. Let’s please get back into our own selves. J: Yeah, let’s be ourselves again.
J: Oh I can’t take it, ohhh! I love you, though. I love you no matter what you’re wearing. Hmm so that was interesting. Yeah. I actually felt like really pretty. Aww, you are really pretty! No, but I don’t like that kind of pretty, like on myself. Oh, it’s nice on you. But like… It just made me feel… like I kept falling over! And I couldn’t see my feet when I looked down because of the skirts and petticoats (J: Yeah) And that’s like alarming. And I’ll say my hair on my shoulders like, I mean I wear my hair down but I like to wear it like here on the side, but having it like there and having it all pinned here… It just like got like, it was like distracting. I found jeans majorly uncomfortable. They’re awful. Your clothes are very uncomfortable. They’re all itchy and scratchy. They are wonderful I don’t know what you’re talking about Mine are all like cotton – look at this lovely cotton shirt. So basically you felt quite bad being too dressed up, and I felt quite bad being too casual. Yeah, it’s like when you go to an event and people say, uhm, “Would you rather be the most underdressed person there? Or would you rather be the most overdressed person there?” And I think I’m always, “I’d rather be the most underdressed” and you’re always, you’d be – So we’re like opposite. I am always the most overdressed person. (C: Yeah.) And it doesn’t bother me. I love it. I like it. I don’t mind people looking at me. I don’t care what they say or think. I like it obviously people like what I’m wearing because I like what I’m wearing. It’s really interesting seeing you in it because I love my clothes on me but I don’t find them attractive on you. When I wear them I’m like, “Oh I look so good right now. I also feel quite sexy.” But then seeing them on you I’m like “Mm, no, can you take that off? This is not what I like.” I still found you attractive. I mean you were putting some strange poses like that you thought… Match the outfit but… Apparently I don’t know how to be a tomboy. Well I did, I pranced around a bit more you like and you’ve decided you needed to slump a bit. It was funny. That was… what we wear affects how we carry our bodies. Yeah, but also a friend Andrea said, if we’d gone out dressed as each other, we’d probably have seen how different people react to us. Yeah, yeah But that’s why people choose what they want to wear because it’s- they want that reaction or they don’t want that reaction. True. So like, you go out and you expect people… “You look lovely darling!” And calling you darling and like “Oh, are you going to a party?” Like, “Oh is it vintage?” “Are you 50s? Are you-? Oh I love your hair. It’s very Rita Ora, blah blah blah.” Rita Ora? Rita Hayworth. I don’t think anyone’s ever said my hair is Rita Ora. Anyway and that and then you’re like, “Thank you very much, thank you, yeah” Whereas I don’t want to go out and have lots of people commenting on what I’m wearing. No. But like the way to be dress is… Clearly is a representation of our personalities and of how the world- we want the world to see us. How we see the world. Well how do you think I see the world then? When you were dressed like me you just like “ughh.” You would think I’m just like a pessimist. I’m not really a pessimist, I wouldn’t call myself a pessimist. I’m a realist. That’s alright because I love you just the way you are. I fancy you most when you look like you and you act like you. Yes, and I fancy you most when you look like you. Before I wouldn’t normally be like attracted to someone who dresses in a vintage style. But it just suits you because it’s just an outward portrayal of your inner self. I left lipstick on you. Hazard of dating you. If you want to see more of our beautiful, not always matching, but never clashing styles, You can follow our Instagram, which is @jessieandclaud. I’ll style myself not to clash with the world or anyone. I just want to blend. J: Aww
C: I know, I’m not my confident But for more of my vintage girly fashion, you can see my Instagram, which @jessicaoutofthecloset. If you’re interested in seeing an extended version of our attempting to put makeup on each other, I am very happy to turn that into its own video. There was a lot of footage. It took an hour. Do give this video a thumbs up and let me know in the comments down below. If you’re new to this channel, and you like this kind of stuff and you like some of the other stuff you see, then please do subscribe! Come on in and join our little family. That was so cheesy sorry. People are definitely gonna subscribe now. Bye! *Mwah!* *music*